Invitation & reply

Dear Pepík,

I write you because I would like to invite you to my special Simchat tora after party. It is being at 22nd October in my garden house. I know that you don´t like our kind of parties, but it will be joyful. Jaruška, Michálek, Kolohnát, Rozkřuppec and Prsatka are going to come and Laurína, Zemák and Kikča are going to come later. I am going to learn you new table and beer games. I have prepared for you surprise... You may looking forward to things you never did... I have only one task for you. Could you bring some alcohol or something to drink? After prayer and celebrating in synagogue we are coming to me and start to prepare food-some finger food or something else. It will be milk food, so don´t bring meat food. So I hope you can come and I am looking forward to your positive reply.

Love Karlička XXX

P.S.: You may to invite some of your friends.

Dear Karlička,

Thanks for invitation to the party. Sorry for my later reply, but I broke my finger on my right hand, so couldn´t write you, but I have good answer for you, I am coming. I change my mind and I am not fear to come. I know that you are going to get drunk us and want to do swingers party, but I´m looking forward, because, how you know, I want Prsatka. I am going to synagogue too. Karlička please, about this after party musn´t to know anybody who will not come. What would be rabbi will say?! I can´t imagine what would peole in synagogue will think! I am going to bring liter of Meruňkovice and cask of beer for beer games. Don´t worry I hope you to do some finger food. I will do salat ala crab, it´s my speciality. So I hope the party goes well.

Love Pepíček XXXX

P.S.: I invited Karlík, Willy Wonka and Chocoholik.