phone

Richard: Hello. Is Jeff there?

Kelly: Who´s there?

Richard: My name is Richard.

Kelly: Oh, hi Richard. Hang on, I´ll go and get him.

Richard: Thanks.

…

Jeff: Hi Richard. Have you got time? If you want, we can to make an appointment.

Richard: OK. What do you do later?

Jeff: Nothing, so I can be in Bristol Pistol at eight. What about you?

Richard: It can be. So, at eigth.

Jeff: OK, I am looking forward. Bye.

Richard: Bye.

Richard: Hello. Richard Swainston.

Homer Bings: Hello. Can I help you?

Richard: Yes, I´d like to speak with Ian Wantson.

Homer Bings: Hold on, please, I´ll try to put you throught.

Richard: OK.

…

Ian Wantson: Ian Watson.

Richard: Hello, it´s Richard Swainston. I call you about problem with our programme that we installed you.

Ian Wantson: Oh, yes. When you can come to us? Are you available tomorow?

Richard: Yes I can come. So, tomorow at eleven?

Ian Watson: OK, thank you for ringing. See you tomorow.

Richard: Goodbye.

The Worst Holiday

I have worked for company which made soaps with turtle. Certainly you know commercial in TV where little girl is singing: "Turtle, turtle is your friend, you will be clear as its hand." I thought up... I know. It is so stupid, but who would not to think up for one thousand dollars? This song has one good character, everybody knows it. So, this song apprised me of one very interesting and beautiful girl.
It happened a few months ago. After my election as The Best employee in the Company I got short holiday. I had decided that I traveled to France near the see, to Nice. Now I can say that was The Worst decision I have ever done. When I booked my ticket and I landed I felt in love to this romantic and passional country. Everywhere was heard melodic voices of French and was feeling so fine, but after a while it happened.
Once upon a time, when I went to beach for swimming and I met her. She was jogging with very small bikini. She had long blond hair and I can tell that it was love on first sight. I fell in love to her. I had never felt like this before. I thought: "I must have her! Immediately!". When I thought it, she looked at me and I knew that she likes me, but at the same time she fell down with cherubic voice flown from her mouth. It was naturally The Best pretext how to start communicate with her. I was running to her and took her head to my palms from sand. She looks like sun with solar flare. I don´t know why I did it, but I started to sing a song from commercial: "Turtle, turtle is your friend, you will be clear as its hand.".
From this time we were dating (I thought it) . One day we were going to small restaurant. She looked superbly, but I had felt, that something was bad. I prepared for her little surprise. I had wanted to ask her to marry me. We had romantic atmosphere with flaring candles. I started to sing her carelessly my short song:
"Turtle, turtle is your friend, you will be clear as its hand." I finished and want to ask her. "Baby do you want to be my wife? I love and I would like to be with you all my life. Please marry me!" I said and fell down to her legs. She started to be confusing:
"What? Oh, my goodness. I, I... I wanted only your autograph. I love your song and little girl in TV, but I don´t fell in love to you. Sorry. I have to go. I must go home. Bye." She had never met anybody like me before.
She was running from the restaurant. She knocked down some people.
After this gruesome experience I decided to come back to home. I went to my hotel and sadly took whiskey. I drank, drank, drank...
In the morning I looked behind me and I saw the damage I had done. I was love - crossed.
When I come back to home I was starting to hate the song from TV.
Now I am still single and I am looking for a girl with long blond hair who would like my farcical song from TV...

The Barber Whose Uncle Had His Head Bitten Off a Circus Tiger

1) Because he had so black hair and everybody was asking him: "When are you going to get a haircut?".
2) Aram isn´t good barber. He knows maybe everything, but not to cut hair.
3) Very good. He told him a story about his uncle and he like him for his good narration.
4) He thought about him, that barber is good narrator, because he was listening the story and he like it.
5) Because he was so poor and desperate.
6) He looked forward to next narrating.
7) I think that story was interesting, but not interesting so much like Saroyams peculiar style. I like it. It evoked me crazy tragical absurd stories about circus, or maybe like story from Lemony Snicket (Daniel Handler).

correct form--invitation and reply

Dear Pepík,
I am writing to you because I would like to invite you to my special Simchat tora after party. It takes place on 22nd October in my garden house. I know that you don´t like our kind of parties, but it will be joyful. Jaruška, Michálek, Kolohnát, Rozkřuppec and prsatka are going to come and Laurína, Zemák and Kikča are going to come later. I am going to teach you new table and beer games. I have for you a surprise prepared... You may look forward to things you never did... Ihave only one task for you. Could you bring some alcohol or something to drink? After prayer and celebrating in synagogue we are coming to my place and starting to prepare food-some finger food or something else. It will be milky food, so don´t bring meaty food. So I hope you can come and I am looking forward to your positive reply.
Love Karlička XXX
P.S.: You may to invite some of your friends.



Dear Karlička,
Thanks for invitation to the party. Sorry for my late reply, but I broke my finger in my right hand, so I couldn´t write to you, but I have a good answer, I am coming. I changed my mind and I don´t fear to come. I know that you are going to get us drunk and want to do swingers party, but I´m looking forward, to it because, as you know, I want Prsatka. I am going to the synagogue too. Karlička please, anybody who will not come musn´t know about this after party. What would the rabbi say?! I can´t imagine what would people in synagogue think! I am going to bring a liter of Meruňkovice and a cask of beer games. Don´t worry, I help you to do some finger food. I will do salat ala crab (from fish :-) ), it´s my speciality. So I hope the party goes well.
Love Pepíček XXXXXX
P.S.: I invited Karlík, Willy Wonka and Chocoholik.

Invitation & reply

Dear Pepík,

I write you because I would like to invite you to my special Simchat tora after party. It is being at 22nd October in my garden house. I know that you don´t like our kind of parties, but it will be joyful. Jaruška, Michálek, Kolohnát, Rozkřuppec and Prsatka are going to come and Laurína, Zemák and Kikča are going to come later. I am going to learn you new table and beer games. I have prepared for you surprise... You may looking forward to things you never did... I have only one task for you. Could you bring some alcohol or something to drink? After prayer and celebrating in synagogue we are coming to me and start to prepare food-some finger food or something else. It will be milk food, so don´t bring meat food. So I hope you can come and I am looking forward to your positive reply.

Love Karlička XXX

P.S.: You may to invite some of your friends.

Dear Karlička,

Thanks for invitation to the party. Sorry for my later reply, but I broke my finger on my right hand, so couldn´t write you, but I have good answer for you, I am coming. I change my mind and I am not fear to come. I know that you are going to get drunk us and want to do swingers party, but I´m looking forward, because, how you know, I want Prsatka. I am going to synagogue too. Karlička please, about this after party musn´t to know anybody who will not come. What would be rabbi will say?! I can´t imagine what would peole in synagogue will think! I am going to bring liter of Meruňkovice and cask of beer for beer games. Don´t worry I hope you to do some finger food. I will do salat ala crab, it´s my speciality. So I hope the party goes well.

Love Pepíček XXXX

P.S.: I invited Karlík, Willy Wonka and Chocoholik.

correct- "My fears and hopes for the next year."

The new year in school will be my twelfth year in our jewish school. I think that it is so strange, because many students in our high school changed school at least one time-from elementary to high school. This school is something like my second home and home is very important.

Last year I witnessed a sad case when a girl from our class had to leave our school, because her big problems in school started when she was ill. This girl is still in nervous breakdown. She cannot find good new school and she is very exhausted. This story fright every student. My biggest fear is failing the exams and leaving the school, because my new school year has started with tonsillitis.

The next frightening thing is Math. Math is the subject where I have the biggest problems. I cannot see any formulas in the equasions, any triangles in special geometric problems, I cannot see anything. I have to hope, that I will have luck and energy.

I want to prevent problems in school. I hope that I will be healthy and strong to fight with school deadlines, homeworks and other problems.

I hope that our school year will be joyful. I hope that it will be full of celebration. Rosh Hashana will be with apples and honey, Chanuka with chanukia and Purim with costumes etc. I hope that our school projects will be of good quality.

I believe that our school will "be alive" and that my second home will be nice and homely. So let´s go to new year with smile on our lips. And how is it in one very famous song?...Don´t worry, be happy!....

"My fears and hopes for the next year."

The new year in school will be my twelfth year in our jewish school. I think that it´s so strange, because many students in our high school changed school at least one time-from elementary to high school. This school is something like my second home and home is very important.

Last year I witnessed a sad case when a girl from our class had to leave our school, because her big problems in school started when she was ill. This girl is still in nervous breakdown. She doesn´t find good new school and she is very exhausted. This story is frightening every students. My biggest fear is failing the exams and leaving the school, because my new school year has started with tonsillitis.

Next fear thing is Math. Math is subject where I have the biggest problems. I can´t see any formulas in the equasions, any triangles in special geometric problems, I can´t see anything. I have to hope, that I will have luck and energy.

I want to prevent problems in school. I hope that I will be healthy and strong to fight with school terms, homeworks and other problems.

I hope that our school year will be joyful. I hope that will be full of celebration. Rosh Hashana will be with apples and honey, Chanuka with chanukia and Purim with costumes etc. I hope that our school projects will have quality.

I believe that our school will "be alive" and that my second home will be nice and homely. So let´s go to new year with smile on our lips. And how is it in one very famous song?...Don´t worry, be happy!....